awkward..

July 25
A guy asked me out this morning after we both got Coffee from 'bucks. I stammered and then said... "I'm taken." What? I'm what? Am I totally retarded. Who says that?!

August 5
At a Restaurant in North Beach, with some friends, waiting for dinner to arrive. Look over and there is guy. Starbucks guy. Oy vey. He comes over and invites himself to sit down. We have one of the most painful conversations I can remember ever having. (My friend J, has bruises on her leg for my incessent Help! kicks.)He asks if I would like to go on a date sometime. I tell him "We already talked abut this." I almost say the taken thing again but I don't.

August 8
I see Guy is seen exchanging numbers with some blond girl off the bus. I duck and run for cover.

August 10
While perusing match.. I come accross guy's profile.

August 11
Trying to find bigger city to live in.

UPDATE
August 12
I receive an email in my match account. F&#$@!

Encounters of the lunch kind

So I am walking to my lunchtime yoga class, when I see the gentleman who operates a very classy flower shop in my building. He is of polish descent, so we have on occasion had some conversations. So we are walking towards each other. I have my handbag in my left hand, and I wave hello with my right. He then grabs my left hand and says "Oh, I was just checking if there was a ring on your finger. You look so happy."

Do I need to say more? Can we just go with comments here..?!